Snow White is in The Bathroom

I was inspired by Everyone Nose by N.E.R.D


They call her your highness

Because she gets the highest

You say she's lifted

She says she's gifted

Her girl is Snow White- never dark and lovely

When the girls don't open the bathroom door she gets kind of ugly

The bathroom isssss... Her sacred temple

Her girls just... Call her simple

She likes to make cake... She uses baking powder

She likes to fly high- superhero she has super powers

In order to enhance it all she says the bathroom is a must

They say, "what's that stuff on your nose?" she says "it's pixie dust"

That kind of got stuck in her head so she ran outside and said to the cops she's

Tinker bell

They wAnted her to go to rehab so instead she went to jail

Her girl bailed her out and picked her up and she got in the car

Her friend smiled and passed her that CoCa-Coke and she looked at it and said ," oh there you are"

She's got that Bruno Mars syndrome that Amy Wine

Her bestie started to regret it and she saw that look on her eyes she says " hold up Lindsay this is the last time"

She likes that white girl but she's not lesbian

She likes to dance with wolves-Native American

In the bathroom she's got a date with Snow White

Her girls say that they want in before they start a fight

She let's them all in and the girls outside have to hold it for a while

They all laugh and say, "We're not crackheads!"- in denial

All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom

While all the girls inside reside in Snow White's Land of Doom

They are all like some pigs that like to snort a lot

Like little girls who go in clusters into the bathroom that is their play spot

They are a bunch of happily miserable girls

Snow white is in the bathroom... The happiest place on Earth Disney World

THE AUDACITY OF "LIE"

Recently my laptop had been accidentally broken by some tall person. It cost at least 800 dollars or whatever have you. I call Dell and being the honest person that I try to be sometimes I told them exactly what had happened. First off I did not understand what they were saying, which is really a problem because this is customer service. My name is really Melanie ok? Each and every last person that I spoke with kept saying , "Do you mind if I call you by your first name?" and I say that I have no problem with that, but then they say "Well Menie what seems to be the problem?" Well now of course I ignore that, but I didn't realize that Melanie and Minnie sound remotely alike aside from the "nie" or n-i-e or maybe even the "M." "Well I'm sorry, but your warranty can not cover accidental damages. This is when I became stuck. I was angry by this point so I nicely asked her, "Well if it was done on purpose would you cover it then?", and the woman became silent. "NO like really ma'am this is a serious question". She apologized and hung up. Really though? Anyway the moral to the story is to LIE next time.

stop it...

the look-alike

"What if we lasted?"

Today I realized that tomorrow is his birthday. We have gone through so much together and some days I almost regret it. Every time I have call to him for something I take a few deep breaths. It's like I have to give my all into such a short conversation. The things that I really want to say, I will never be able to say this. I know that it's my fault, but sometimes I can't help but think or ask the question, "What if we lasted?"

The Cheapest Cut

You took me out to eat

You tell me that this is no ordinary date before I speak

You order and all the waiter brings out is a knife

The knife that you expect to use to take my own life

Being in Love with you is such a hard thing especially when you cut me the deepest



You took a stab at my heart as if this cut was the affordable- cheapest

7 cuts to my skin would make me the weakest

It's like you love me and you hate me at the same time

Your bloody valentine



Blood is thicker than water so you made me bleed

With your sick vampire dreams

There is something wrong with you

Mr. Te Amo

Como?

What you did was a no no

A no go

Your kiss was the sweetest

Yet you cut me the deepest

You stabbed me in the chest

With your knife full of regrets

I thought that I was the best

You kept twisting it and turning it

I die a slow and beautiful death

You kept making yell that "NOTHING COMES NEXT"

OR AFTER

OR AFTER THAT

I told you that I didn't mean it

Somehow you convinced me that to die would be a blessing

Because if I lived to see what would happen soon after you would send a curse

Upon my soul

Your heart turned so cold

You wanted to remember me young

Your dagger pierced me in my side

You asked me if I was ready to eat

But I wasn't hungry

I am the cheapest cut of meat

You could rub two pennies together to buy me

And you told me once that I was the equivalence of 2 nickels

A dime

You are such a lie



You sick lover of mine

You just want me to pay

For the both of us

And you never made me pay on a date

A table for two

Who's for dinner tonight

We both know who



But I am the cheapest cut and it hurts

It's in my chest and

twisting underneath my left breast

I cry silent tears of regret

But I won't fret

You just cut out the connect

Life is over for me you say and you press reject

The cheapest cut